When you decide to leave your home and travel abroad, it is
far easier to accept that your destination is different than your current establishment.
Just embrace it and let it be. Here is a list of my thoughts on my current
residence.
1. First concern is
that even though they ship a lot of things from America, there comes a Caveat
to all of them.
2. When I see someone
drinking anything resembling Mountain Dew, I feel like a Crack addict that hasn’t
had his hit yet. Yes we have Mountain Dew, but it is either non-American or
flat expired American soda both are in a can. Nothing will satisfy that craving
of that first hit of perfectly chilled Mountain Dew.
3. Individuals that
smell like curry, body odor, and *something else* smell that way for a reason.
It is hot, the best things to eat involve curry, and toilet paper is limited. C’est
Le Vive. We all stink here.
4. It is more costly
to ship coins internationally than it is to make your own fake representation
of it.
5. 19.99 sounds great
for a digital camera, until the bill comes in and you realize that you forgot
to convert the currency. Also, it will break soon because it isn’t a real Sony,
it is a Fony.
6. Netflix and
internet is cheap, but a free movie down the street is cheaper, and typically
has more comfortable seating.
7. “I think I am
eating Camel” try suppressing any inquiries on what type of meat your fast food
service is providing. It will be different regardless.
8. I hate tomatoes,
yet I never ask for no tomatoes, I don’t need to her.
9. When will I ever be back here again? Live and Love it!
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